We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
When someone randomly calls you cute and you just
(Source: thecutestofthecute, via hotboyproblems)
boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families